thecommonraven:

This fucker will not stop giving me the side eye.  He has a tennis ball trapped in the bathtub that he has been obsessing over for the last two days.  Any waking moment that he is inside, he’s thinking about this ball.  Why don’t I take the ball out of the bathtub and end his plight, you ask?  Because if I do, it becomes an endless game of “Jack Russell Terrier puts ball in tub, Human person removes ball from tub, rinse, repeat.”  AND I REFUSE.

thecommonraven:

This fucker will not stop giving me the side eye.  He has a tennis ball trapped in the bathtub that he has been obsessing over for the last two days.  Any waking moment that he is inside, he’s thinking about this ball. 

Why don’t I take the ball out of the bathtub and end his plight, you ask? 

Because if I do, it becomes an endless game of “Jack Russell Terrier puts ball in tub, Human person removes ball from tub, rinse, repeat.”  AND I REFUSE.